What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
13.06.2025 08:54
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What do you mean son?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?
Do you know what she said mum?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
How do you know when someone really loves you?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
True - how I loved my mum!
What! how could you do that?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.